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[Ceej]

If I see another guy with a tribal armband I'm gonna kill myself!!! And I'm talking about that 'guy' that thinks tattoos are 'cool' but only got a single tribal armband on their bicep! I also hate it when random jackoffs see my tattoos and want to show me their really shitty tattoos...I DONT CARE!
Here's another one that gets me: people that have no visible tattoos on their body except for a script of a name on their neck!
I'm sure this will be a thread fail...just a random thought I had.

[GeorgeLiquor]

Apparently there's someone in Seattle with Gluttony, tattooed on the forearm, in the exact same spot,size and a smiiliar font as mine. If I find this person, I'll either punch them in the face or hug them. I've had this tattoo for a while now and had it custom drawn, if someone did just by chance completely steal my tattoo I'd be pissed. If it was by some weird circumstance that we have the same looking tattoo, in the same spot, from two different artists, I'd hug the man.

Other than that..I can hardly get mad at tattoos,they just make me laugh, a lot. Like one of my friends who has Henry Rollins tattooed on her lower back. Love the girl to death, but really? Henry Rollins is your hero..he signed your lower back at a spoken word..and you got it tattooed that same day? really?

[Dougie Felchtone]

One of the coolest I ever saw and the only tattoo I've ever coveted was a girl working at Trader Joes had the grown in Washington apple logo tattooed on the back of her arm. So. Freakin. Cool.

For those not familiar with the logo you can see it on the sticker on this apple.

[knuck]

-Kanjis
-tribal
-cliches (Looney Tunes characters, Godsmack suns, Sublime suns, bad pin-up girls)
-people who go to notoriously bad shops just because it's hip to go there
-sports team logos
-people who get outlines of entire sleeves done at once (it screams "birthday badass")

[dan10things]

One of the coolest I ever saw and the only tattoo I've ever coveted was a girl working at Trader Joes had the grown in Washington apple logo tattooed on the back of her arm. So. Freakin. Cool.

Like this? Or did it say Washington in it?

[GeorgeLiquor]

-people who get outlines of entire sleeves done at once (it screams "birthday badass")

I did the entire outline to my half sleeve and leg sleeve at once, and then did all the shading, then did all the color.

Knuck hates me now

[Dougie Felchtone]

Like this? Or did it say Washington in it?

It was the exact Washington Apple logo.

[bunnypuncher]

-sports team logos

I know a lot of people who hate this one. But I only got mine as a memorial.

[knuck]

I did the entire outline to my half sleeve and leg sleeve at once, and then did all the shading, then did all the color.

Knuck hates me now

"entire sleeve" like shoulder cap to hand. My problem with this is now I'm seeing people from the douche nation getting sleeved up cuz "it's badass, bro!" So they get a grand from mommy and daddy on their birthday and go get "tatted up" with something really original. An entire sleeve to impress the frat house. Good luck with that when you're working in middle management at Pemco Insurance. This is the greatest immediate example of why tattoos should not be a commonplace rite of passage or status symbol. Seeing a McDonald's manager sleeved like a he's h.a. does not scream bad-ass, it screams dumb-ass.

[GingerVitus]

If I see another guy with a tribal armband I'm gonna kill myself!!! And I'm talking about that 'guy' that thinks tattoos are 'cool' but only got a single tribal armband on their bicep! I also hate it when random jackoffs see my tattoos and want to show me their really shitty tattoos...I DONT CARE!
Here's another one that gets me: people that have no visible tattoos on their body except for a script of a name on their neck!
I'm sure this will be a thread fail...just a random thought I had.

People who have tattoos on the outside of their arms/legs but not on the inside to round it out it's like what's up failure to commit to the necessary pain of a full sleeve tattoo. People who try to give you some bullshit back story on why they got said tattoo... I don't care what it means to you, why do you care to tell me. I also hate when people see you are tattooed and start asking the top 5 cliche tattoo questions... did that hurt? Was that expensive? Who did your "Ink"? How many tattoos do you have?

[JustLikeDelilah]

Someone has poor math skills.

[GingerVitus]

Someone has poor math skills.

The fifth question is always irrelevant that's why I didn't even bother writing it. What are you the Watchman?

[GeorgeLiquor]

People who have tattoos on the outside of their arms/legs but not on the inside to round it out it's like what's up failure to commit to the necessary pain of a full sleeve tattoo.

That always makes me laugh.

[Ceej]

People who have tattoos on the outside of their arms/legs but not on the inside to round it out it's like what's up failure to commit to the necessary pain of a full sleeve tattoo. People who try to give you some bullshit back story on why they got said tattoo... I don't care what it means to you, why do you care to tell me. I also hate when people see you are tattooed and start asking the top 5 cliche tattoo questions... did that hurt? Was that expensive? Who did your "Ink"? How many tattoos do you have?

YES! EXACTLY! I have the Danish flag on my arm(I was 18 and I hate it now)and I always hear "What flag is that?" I reply "the Danish flag" then I ALWAYS GET ..."oh, are you Danish?" and I'm like "uh...yeah dude." DUMB SHITS!!!

[GingerVitus]

YES! EXACTLY! I have the Danish flag on my arm(I was 18 and I hate it now)and I always hear "What flag is that?" I reply "the Danish flag" then I ALWAYS GET ..."oh, are you Danish?" and I'm like "uh...yeah dude." DUMB SHITS!!!

I had someone ask me what my sleeved arms mean...like all the tattoos...I was like well, I lost my fellow orphans growing up in a horrible fire and my child to SIDS...all my tattoos are memorial...ha ha ha you could have cut that tension with a knife.

[Ceej]

I had someone ask me what my sleeved arms mean...like all the tattoos...I was like well, I lost my fellow orphans growing up in a horrible fire and my child to SIDS...all my tattoos are memorial...ha ha ha you could have cut that tension with a knife.

With your permission I am going to say this VERBATIM the next time some jack off asks what all of my tattoos 'mean'! I love it!

[GingerVitus]

With your permission I am going to say this VERBATIM the next time some jack off asks what all of my tattoos 'mean'! I love it!

Of course you can "Ceej"!! The other one my buddy uses to freak people out is when "squares" ask about his tattoos he says..." They are all racist, every single one of them" ha ha ha this usually ends their inquisitive comments quickly too.

[rwthw]

"entire sleeve" like shoulder cap to hand. My problem with this is now I'm seeing people from the douche nation getting sleeved up cuz "it's badass, bro!" So they get a grand from mommy and daddy on their birthday and go get "tatted up" with something really original. An entire sleeve to impress the frat house. Good luck with that when you're working in middle management at Pemco Insurance. This is the greatest immediate example of why tattoos should not be a commonplace rite of passage or status symbol. Seeing a McDonald's manager sleeved like a he's h.a. does not scream bad-ass, it screams dumb-ass.

Hmm... Now that you mention it, I haven't noticed too many people with tattoos here at PEMCO...

[Ceej]

When I first started getting tattoos(like 13 years ago) you saw people with tattoos but not as much as you see now. I see more sleeves than anything it seems. Another one that cracks me up is when you see people with two half sleeves on the lower half of their arms and always roll up their sleeves to show them off...dorks.

[Sifl]

A while back some waiter noticed I had some tattoos on my upper right arm and asked about them.  Before I could finish answering, he cuts me off and shoves his leg in my face.  Asking about my tattoos was just a way for him to show off his shit!  Bastard.

"Hey, cool tattoos.  Where'd you get them done?"
"I got them done in Geor..."
"YEAH, I JUST GOT THIS DONE ON MY LEG."

[ChrisCrusher]

cool people don't talk about tattoos.  Just get them.

[Dougie Felchtone]

Also very annoying are complete strangers who feel that it's perfectly OK to come up to you and touch you just because you have tatoos. I had people come up and grab my arm and twist it around so that they can see all the work on it better.

Also people who see fresh work and have to comment on it and then touch it. These are usually people who should know better.

[Ceej]

cool people don't talk about tattoos.  Just get them.

This

Also very annoying are complete strangers who feel that it's perfectly OK to come up to you and touch you just because you have tatoos. I had people come up and grab my arm and twist it around so that they can see all the work on it better.
Also people who see fresh work and have to comment on it and then touch it. These are usually people who should know better.

This is the worst! Its okay if its a hot girl...not okay if they're ugly!

[bunnypuncher]

Touching = not OK.

[GenerationDecline]

my favorite is when people come up and ask me if my bridge pirceing hurt then i reply with "only the part with the drill to get through the bone" then they go "can i touch it?" then i say yes and when they do i just scream owe real loud then walk away