
Name: Charles W. Copeland
Aliases: Chaz, Chuckles, Chuckles the Magical Booze Drinking Clown, Charlie Fuctone, Chaz Fuctone, Chaz Fuctarded, Your mom, Shithead
My Occupation: Temp signwalker/unemployed
My Age: 23, 24 in May
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite band: Currently? DFA.
Most irritating band: Rudimentary Peni
Turn ons: free beer, people who think plumber's crack is sexy
Turn Offs: beer I have to pay for
Number of Countries i have been in: 4, not including this one.
Number of times I have been shot: never shot, narrowly escaped being grazed by Butte rednecks.
Number of times I want to fill one of these forms out again: 313